Author Archives: Jeff Andriesse

The Damnies!: Our 2011-12 Fantasy Basketball Awards

The season went by in a blur. The NBA Playoffs are even crazier. At Damn Lies & Statistics headquarters, we admit to being a little overwhelmed this year. Our day jobs tend to override our desire to churn out content as much as we like. Some of us – and I’m certainly not going to name names because I’m not sure any of us qualify – actually have personal lives. And the beloved Bubbly has gone from our trusty Ringo Starr to a sketchy Axl Rose, working on his own personal Chinese Democracy instead of holding his weight around these parts.

All these musical references must mean one thing: it’s awards season time! The end of the season is a time to reflect, and also a time to jot down our thoughts so we can return to them later in the summer, having forgotten nearly everything we’ve learned. It’s Damny Time, when the stars come out, walk down the red carpet, then turn right around and head home when they realize these are just fantasy basketball awards. Well who needs ya, Branjelina? Discerning readers know that this is the only awards show that matters. With that, it’s time for the third (I think) annual Damnies! Read more »

Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show: NBA Playoff Preview

Heck of a show for you this week. Jeff, Tom and Greg were all on the line to discuss the upcoming NBA Playoffs, going through all eight of the first-round matchups and offering analysis and predictions. Following that, there was a mock draft for all of you who play postseason fantasy hoops. We got about eight picks in before getting cut off, so apologies for that. Until that awkward moment, it was a good show. Enjoy! Link after the jump. Read more »

Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show: Stretch Run

Start making room for Lester Hudson's bust next to Ramon Sessions in the April Scrub Hall of Fame

The latest Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show featured Jeff & Tom opining on all things NBA, from potential postseason matchups to the April Scrub Hall of Fame candidacy of Lester Hudson. It’s a jam-packed 45 minutes of fun! Other topics covered: The Grizzlies, the Celtics, the Lakers, the Rockets backcourt, fantasy value in Phoenix and much more. Enjoy! Link after the jump. Read more »

Week 16 Lineup Rankings

It’s hard to believe we’re over a week into April. Wasn’t it just a few days ago that the lockout was lifted? It’s been a whirlwind.

Chances are, if you are reading this you are in the playoffs of your head-to-head league. While the format I’m using stays the same (ranking players I feel are quality starts in 9-cat weekly leagues), you should be encouraged to make decisive and even risky moves if your season is on the line. Err on the side of “this guy is going to rest instead of play” if someone is day-to-day. Make a play for a Lester Hudson if you must, as well.

The injury front remains frustrating. Derrick Rose returned, and Danilo Gallinari, Dwyane Wade and Ryan Anderson may do the same this week. Things are a little cloudier for Marcus Thornton, Nene and Kyle Lowry.

As usual, players ranked are strong plays in weekly 9-cat leagues of 12 teams or less. Unranked players are for deeper leagues or just have too many injury concerns.

Bolded opponents represent the second of back-to-back games, while bold and italics means the third of three in a row.

Good luck! Read more »

Roundtable: Shut-down Candidates

In the latest Damn Lies Roundtable, Tom, Greg & Jeff answer the following question:

Name a three fantasy stars who are candidates to shut it down for the rest of the season, and who would likely step up in their absence?

Tom Lorenzo:
Deron Williams is the first player to come to mind. There are a few reasons why, with the first being that I don’t think he really wants to play all that much the rest of the season, and the second being the Nets wanting to better their odds of getting a Top 3 pick, thus not having to give it to the Blazers. Unfortunately, for the Nets and fantasy owners alike, though, it doesn’t seem as if Jordan FarmarĀ (groin) might even have much left in him this season, and Sundiata Gaines just isn’t very good. So, with that, I think you have to look at the Marshon Brooks-Gerald Green-Anthony Morrow combo-guard triumvirate, who are all capable of putting up pretty decent scoring numbers. I think those three guys are going to benefit down the stretch, so check your waiver wires to see if any of them are still out there. Read more »

Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show: The Donald Sloan Hour

Jeff and Tom were on the show Wednesday night to discuss everything going on in the WHO THE HECK IS DONALD SLOAN????? The new starting point guard for the Cavs! Lots of weirdness in the league, but lots of greatness too. The fellas discuss Thunder-Heat, Celtics-Spurs, Kyrie Irving’s injury, the value of Timberwolves in light of the Luke Ridnour injury, the struggles of the Sixers and much, much more. Have a listen! Link after the jump. Read more »

Week 15 Lineup Rankings

Get your Grizzlies and Kings in your lineups, as both teams play five times this week. Fringe weekly starters such as O.J. Mayo, Tony Allen, Isaiah Thomas and Jason Thompson make strong plays. If you are in a playoffs week in your league, rejoice if you own DeMarcus Cousins or Marc Gasol.

Unfortunately there are too many teams that play only three times this week (Atlanta, Chicago, Denver, Houston, Minnesota, New Orleans, New York, and Orlando). Boston has been rolling but plays two sets of back-to-backs. Kevin Garnett owners should beware. In San Antonio, Manu Ginobili looks like he’s back and ready to contribute this month. As he gets his legs, he should provide outstanding value.

Of course, injuries rear their ugly heads once again. Dwight Howard missed Sunday’s game vs. Denver with a back injury, and with the Magic playing just three times this week he’s a risky start. Derrick Rose owners who have somehow made it this far in their leagues are hoping he returns soon, but we aren’t optimistic.

Best of luck to everyone this week. Remember, these rankings are based on a standard nine-category league. Players ranked are for leagues of 12 teams of less, while unranked players are too risky due to injury, or are best left for deeper leagues.

Bolded opponents represent the second of a back-to-back, while bolded and italicized opponents are for the third of a back-t0-back-to-back. Read more »

Roundtable: Improving Fantasy Basketball

Today’s roundtable question comes from an impromptu discussion Jeff and Tom had during the Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show last night, which cut to black due to technical difficulties and/or gremlins about 30 minutes in. Jeff, Tom & Greg offer their thoughts on the following premise:

How can the game of fantasy basketball be improved? Should it be? Do you have any practical and/or wild ideas for leagues of the future?

Jeff: It’s quite understandable that someone could love the NBA and hate fantasy basketball. It’s a frustrating game, one that takes a lot of care to be good at, but at the same time one that hasn’t quite figured out how to appeal to hardcore fans of the sport or hardcore fans of fantasy games in general. It’s simply something to do between football and baseball for too many people, and here at Damn Lies & Statistics headquarters we’ve spent many hours lamenting the also-ran state of our beloved game. Read more »

Damn Lies Fantasy Hoops Show: Discussing The -

Well, this is awkward. We got about 30 minutes into our 45-minute show when Jeff’s phone was dropped and the entire thing shut down. Soooo… we didn’t get to finish Greg’s Kevin Garnett soliloquy, but we DID get plenty of Knicks rantage, as required by the Damn Lies Constitution. Jeff and Tom began the show by talking about the fantasy playoffs, and riffing on ways to improve the fantasy hoops experience for the average player. Jeff bragged a bit about finishing in the Final Four of the cutthroat 30-team experts hoops league. It was magical. It was brilliant. It was cut off. But it is still worth a listen! Link below the jump. Read more »

Week 14 Lineup Rankings

We’re hitting April this week, meaning it’s officially the home stretch. There are a lot of crazy things happening in the league right now from a fantasy perspective, particularly on the injury front. This week’s lineup rankings were difficult to do as several players are day-to-day going into the new week.

Nene and Amar’e Stoudemire have back problems. Derrick Rose continues to sit out. The red-hot Nate Robinson tweaked his hamstring. Ray Allen’s got an ankle. Andre Iguodala a knee. Rodney Stuckey toe. I’m trying to see how few words I can use to describe an injury. “Nene back”. There.

I’ve left most of the questionable injury risks “unranked” this week, meaning I feel they are shaky standard-league starts this period. Meanwhile, you should know that Indiana and New Orleans have five games each, and neither have a back-to-back-to-back. Your Pacers and Hornets are solid plays.

I’d tread very carefully with any Spurs this week. They only have three, including a back-to-back. One DNP-rest and that’s a flimsy week indeed.

Bolded opponents represent the second of a back-to-back. Players ranked are solid plays in weekly leagues of 12 teams or less using the standard nine categories. Players unranked are for deeper leagues or have injury concerns. Read more »